MINIMAL EFFORT

Legalisation is the Way Forward - Let Your Freak Flag Fly

I’ve always been obsessive. Always. First, when I was little, it was dinosaurs. Everything needed to have dinosaurs on. No matter what it...

You may want to think twice about that job offer...

Update: I've Snagged Myself an Agent

Are they all they're cracked up to be?

COVID is changing. In a bad way… With the South African strain attacking the UK, and the ever-adjusting nature of the virus, it’s...

How did you spend your lockdown Christmas?

Studies show Anti-Maskers possess a lower cognitive function than the rest of us. Take from that what you will...

Illegal Brothels: what's it like to work for one?

Saturday night. There’s a good chance you’ll go out with friends. Shit pints of lager, fruity cocktails, a jaeger-bomb or two. The basic...

There’s been a few times this lock-down I’ve realised that I hate (most) people. An example is when a group of Neanderthals hung round...

4 Easy to Make, Classic Cocktails: White Rum Edition

Gin - Everyone's Favourite Spirit

4 Classic Cocktails to Make During Lock-down: Vodka Edition

'Oh, You Don't Know What a Flat White is?' - Part 2. I’ll just say it how it is. Being stuck inside for so long is messing up my sleep...

I've got a captive audience at the moment. You’re all stuck at home, which means you’re more likely to read my awful, awful articles. I...